fashion envy : ladies at the academy awards (2014)
Stop acting so scared, just do what I tell. First, both of my legs go back on your head, and whatever you want, yeah baby I bet it comes true.
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
my mom tells me at 11 to be home by 11:30 and I’m definitely out and about eating Taco Bell and I was like yeah ok but with the time of us driving back and dropping people off I didn’t get home till 12 and she gets upset. girl.
sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
When you dream about something and then it happens, is like… this is it, this is the moment, like a dream come true moment.
Scariness is the true measure of a monster. If you are not scary, what kind of a monster are you?